I have read this as a forwarded email, I want to share this here just to give you a good laugh!

A guy is telling the story and it goes like this…

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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us
in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, a fair bit,
and that was
my sister-in-law to be. She was a career woman,
smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who
sometimes flirted with me,
which made me feel uncomfortable.

One day she called me and asked me to come over to
help her mother
check the wedding invitations. So I went. But she
was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me, that
soon I was to be married,
and she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn’t overcome.
So before I got married and committed my life to her
older sister, she wanted
to make love to me just once. What could I say? I
was in total shock, and
couldn’t say a word.

So, she said, “I’ll go to the bedroom, and if you
are up for it, just
come and get me.” I stood there for a moment, and
then turned
around and went to the front door. I opened it, and
stepped out of
the house.

Her father was standing outside, with his wife and
my fiancee, and with tears
in their eyes, they hugged me and said, “We are very
happy and pleased, you
have passed our little test. We couldn’t have asked
for a better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the
family.”

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Always keep your condoms in your car.